Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
We're not demanding. We’re just saying you the deal.
dudes: Bro Fuck Me Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Man up, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but get more info they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Perhaps It's Time I Get a Restraining Order.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.